I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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