he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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