Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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