obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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