You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
one might say we're banned from that church
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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