okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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