I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
