you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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