Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
you will always have a special place in my vag
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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