I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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