I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I can't put those talents on a resume
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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