yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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