If i come over, it means nothing
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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