that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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