They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I licked your asshole in confidence.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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