She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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