This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
babies were throwing up all over the place
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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