Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
he shaved USA in his pubs
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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