he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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