Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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