Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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