I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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