also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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