I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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