worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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