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  Walk of Shame time yet?

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  Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I believe in your delicious

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away

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• (831): View more from California

  He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.

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• (949): View more from California

  I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth

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