Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
try to milk me bitch
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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