he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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