fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Maybe he injected his testicle?
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