Porn is love you can see.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
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what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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