I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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