Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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