woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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