you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Found the puke drawer
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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