wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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