We won't sleep together?
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i barfeds in our rink
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
