She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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