Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
