ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Randomize
