Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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