I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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