:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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