Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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