party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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