we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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