doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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