What a fucking waste of an outfit
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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