I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
i now understand why vodka
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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