it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
