he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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