This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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