I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
