DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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